Let me tell you something. One Sunday I was at a pool party at really nice hotel in Miami. This hotel was so nice it had a restaurant that offered a beautiful pool view buffet brunch. Well, I only wanted egg whites and toast. The manager said I could place an order. After placing the order, I waited 45 minutes for someone to emerge from the kitchen with my to go bag. No one ever showed up, so I cancelled the order.
Fearful that I would pass out by the pool from low blood sugar and sun exposure, I had the idea to give UberEats a try. I found someone's discount code (uxxdh) on google and ordered immediately. Then scrolled through the dining options until I found Dirt Eat Clean. Dirt happens to be one of my go to eateries anyway. I felt like a winner. Thirty minutes later I was meeting my UberEats driver, outside the hotel, for my Blush juice and almond butter toast. By the way, the manager at the restaurant apologized and offered me a glass of wine in a paper cup to smooth things over.
